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I have been asked to place my most recent verbal nonsense at the top pf the table below... okaaaay.  Fine.  So if you want to read stuff in order scroll to the bottom then read up - preferably have a sense of humour and understand that I just have to rant.   Thanks x
 
 
AMNESTY
INTERNATIONAL 
The following is a blog entry from my ebay pages. 
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"Aside from the continuing Stallone-tastic-festness which is VERY festy indeed (tonight the Stallone 'Get Carter'...I thank you) , tonight I are been watchin' this year's Secret Policeman's Ball and it strikes me that there may be those of you out there on  comfy sofas who are more interested in cheese and/or coconut macaroons than you are in Amnesty International... I urge you - with an angry fistful of porcupines - to raise a digit to your computer keyboard and type in the following:

www.protectthehuman.com

And then I urge you further - with increasingly alarmed and now very aggressive porcupines - to click and join... Perhaps then read about the work they do and then maybe tell someone about it.... I may lend you porcupines if need be... and get someone else to join up. 

Perhaps you could organise an event to raise funds for them... a sponsored cheer-up-an-emo day or pensioner wash or similar and send some vital support in the form of -CHA-CHING! - CASH and the like as well.

Why? Well - you'll feel very very very pleased with yourself and somehow will seem taller and more lovely when you look in a mirror; your shoes may fit better; lions will like you ------and more importantly, you may help to save a life.

Now - what can be better than that?

Go on - do it now...the porcupines are hungry......"

 
RARR! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
10 Sept 08
Bloody Databases!!  WHAT a pain in the arse... I'm trying to get my head round data feeds and stuff so that I can load more stuff up for you guys to root through and have fun with and it's driving me nuts. 
Bollocks
So anyway - I've set up a proper 'My World' page on eBay with a blog for those who are interested in my pointless jibber-jabber!...  Here's the linky thingy -
 
 
I've temporarily closed my ebay stores because the new fee structure from them is utter crap and designed only to fleece us all so that they can pay for their myriad of court cases. Not sure how long eBay willl tolerate the blog but what the hell.  I'll be re-starting the shop this week so no worries for those of you who prefer to buy from them.  I'm not gonna be able to offer the same great deals as I did as the fees don't allow for discounts so I'd urge bargain hunters to my eBid stores (see homepage or button links) or - even better - through to my online shop.  Registering with my shop will open you up to a whole new range of special offers and discounts !!
 
And fair warning - once I get the hang of data feeds I'll be setting up a proper blog to bore the collective arses off all of ya! heh heh heh.... I do love my rants, but as previously stated they tend to occur (frighteningly regularly) out loud for all unfortunate passers by to hear and be offended by... by the time I log onto this I've either knackered myself from shouting and throwing stuff at small children and the walking dead of West Kirby (easy but satisfying targets) or I've downed half a bottle of wine in fury and go into mellow resentfulness where I end up quoting Black Books or something similar which just leaves me giggling randomly and continuing my plans for the ultimate movie apes in space movie.  (A proper one with ray guns and war and faeces flinging and Tom Cruise - just because I need a target for the faeces.)
 
So a blog is a reasonable plan.... And I apologise in advance for the randomness.  But sod it, this is my site and I make Skeletor look like a rank amateur where being a despot and megalomaniac is concerned .... *shakes fist at the sky and laughs in Skeletor style-ee* MWAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAA
The
Brodie
Bunch! 
Hey all
 
Right - been meaning to add this link for a while.  It's a family website for some very good buddies of mine and well worth the visit to go aawwwwww at the cute new baby!!! Awwwwwwwwwww!!!! Well done to the new mum and dad from me.
There's an ebay link on the site for book lovers who may fancy a good read - books only 5p!!!
 
David - is this pimping you enough?  Do I get the big pimp hat with a feather in now?  Am I a grade A pimp?? 
 
Hurrah!
 
Ok - go have a look -
 
 
 I am not a number...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
04 August '08

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”

George Orwell

It is easier to believe a lie than to face a truth? To follow blindly a path laid out by others without questioning the direction, course or destination? Why is objectivity through education such a threat for so many? To spout, unthinkingly, inaccurate subjective propaganda and hail it as justification for closed-minded belief or action seems a crime to me.

My concern with media hype is long-term and increasingly justified …and the effects on the unthinking, blinkered masses is all too evident. People are BLIND to the ignorance that is being bred into - and encouraged! - by governments across the globe…a manipulation of the populus by the systematic degradation of education, removing with surgical skill the ability to see outside the pre-approved ‘box’ that we’re all forced - by society’s media-driven constraints - to live within.

I look outside the shop into the streets of our little inbred ville to see group-ettes of teens sweeping up and down with an air of superiority that only sublime ignorance can bestow. With each generation, the abilities to hypothesize, formulize and speculate are dying… they see no need to question the drivel that’s been fed into them from the moment they could sit upright in front of a television - or worse - a computer screen. Their parents are too ignorant or lazy to provoke debate and discussion about meaningful topics. The questions of politics, government, current events, history, literature and art are unknown in most homes and the saddest part of that is that NO ONE MISSES THEM!

Why?
 
Jeremy Fucking Kyle and bastard Big Brother!

We are now culturally mind wiped to believe that the height of social awareness is that awful Kyle man and the best spontaneous entertainment is watching morons put their webbed feet and gills on display for more of the brainless scum of society to compare THEIRS with!  Freaks 
 
I think I am just sick to the back teeth of having educational inadequates find me and my buddies and customers amusing because we watch sci-fi and read comics. Sorry - but, historically, science fiction has been written by scientists, historians, anthropologists and other genius types.  It's generally entertaining and amusing - a great diversion from everyday mundane crap - whilst still being fairly cerebral, dealing with science, technology, social and political upheaval and projecting a series of concepts of a future world which all seem to be pretty relevant, thank you very much.  Look at Doctor Who - so suddenly fashionable with those who would have stoned a Doctor Who fan to death just a few short years ago...some of the scripts (NOT including the vile conceptual abortion that was the sodding Daleks take Manhattan thing...) have been pure genius!  Addressing serious issues like martial law, faith and religion, war, death, grief and loss, hope for redemption and so on and so forth. 
 
And the Kyle phenomenon? weeeell.....he addresses the all important issues of whether Tracey-Chantelle's conjoined ghastly offspring belong to brother 1 or brother 2 or whether droolin' Jed will be able to give up his seventy-gallons-of-Cillit-Bang-a-day habit... and such like.  "Ain't" that right Jeremy??? "Ain't" it? Huh? Huh? Foul prolapse of a man.
 
Sorry, but it’s true. Sci-fi is almost always written by genius-level men and women with a strong SOCIAL CONSCIENCE who deliberately challenge what people perceive as the norm. Big brother is conceived by manipulators who just want money. There’s a difference. And before you ask, I class George Lucas as the latter and Gene Roddenberry as the former. Thank you.
 
I hope George Lucas is one day devoured by his own chin.  Now - THAT'S a show for Trisha, surely!

And how about comics - well - that’s a whole new rant all in itself there. But briefly - ANYONE who says comics are for kids, that comic art is not REAL art or that comics have nothing important to say, should be shot in the face. Twice. For the sake of the preservation of hope for the future of all mankind. If you don’t GET why, then perhaps you should scramble together the two or three semi-functioning brain cells you have remaining and look up the social, political and artistic relevance of comic art and literature over the years. Comics do not start and end with X-Men (although there’s a fascinating dynamic there, is Xavier the new Hitler? Mengeler?). My life was enhanced the day I was handed Vertigo comics, then small press graphic novels, then extreme independents. Read more, learn more, see more, appreciate more. You cannot REDUCE or LIMIT your enjoyment of life through learning - you can only grow and develop, revel in and savour the delights of new experiences.
 
For fuck's sake - I know I watch some shite on TV, but at least I KNOW that's what it is!!  I'll watch crap movies cos they're just awesome fun, but my tastes are wide and varied.  So should yours be!

Why is the enjoyment of fantasy through comics and literature, sci-fi and art so threatening? Simply because those who mock and jeer are ignorant of the origins and consciousness expanding qualities.. Yes - art and literature are like a drug - and a bloody good one! Learning to move beyond what is socially acceptable to the more challenging world beyond will only serve to enhance your life. For the sake of the positive development of humanity - STOP accepting the drivel you are fed with all these quiz shows and reality series. Try something new! The more you sit blindly watching ONLY what the government and media choose to select as POPULAR, the more you limit your potential. Go to the theatre once in a while, for fuck’s sake….. Take in a play - a musical - anything! Just STOP watching Big Brother! Ban that bastard Kyle man from your house! If you're going to watch crap like that then at least recognise it for the drivel that it is and don't assume that Kyle does anything other than manipulate (poorly) the silt of the planet for ratings... Choose carefully what you watch and try and look beyond the obvious - see more that the veneer. Enjoy a tv show as the START of something - a conversation, a thought, a reason to research something, begin a new hobby - ANYTHING.

Look - this is a marathon rant for me to have all in one go and there are so many aspects to it that it would take a lifetime for me to get through them - but this is a start. I am SICK of ignorance, closed-mindedness, bigotry, racism, religious pomposity, and SICK of the moronic trash that roam the streets, brimming with hatred - and resentment not born of enlightenment or self-discovery, but rather from ignorant, mindless stupidity. Surely the human race can achieve more than this? Are we condemned to a bleak and dismal future, led - lobotomised - by the equally ignorant but greedy, moneyed overseers?
 
The truth is only threatening to those who have a reason to hide it from us.

View this link. It’s a film in 3 parts - even if the 1st bit is not your thing keep watching… it’s enlightening. Facts gathered together for the benefit of anyone who still believes everything the Daily Mail publishes.

Challenge your perceptions of the small things and the courage to face the big stuff is bound to follow. Expand your mind.

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/main.htm

 
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jeremykyle
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It strikes me that no one seems to understand that Jeremy Kyle shoule be shot - along with the ghastly, educationally deficient genetic abortions that populate the screens via the Big Brother ongoing monstrosity.  Their negative mind control does nothing but feed the mindless - yet prevalent - ethic that the random, gibbon-like hootings of the world's most intellectially deficient is acceptable entertainment for the increasingly, FRIGHTENINGLY ignorant masses.
Holy crap, I studied Orwell's '1984' for A level, for the love of gods,  and it frightens me - has done for YEARS - that the shit predicted therein is all around us right now. And the problem is that the world seems to be full of arseholes who believe the tripe they're fed by the 'popular' media... No one THINKS for themselves - especially the current youth "culture" (oh that's the LOOSEST use of that term EVER).  Idiots and fuckwits sit, drooling and trying NOT to shag their equally moronic siblings, watching these IDIOT programmes and they're led to believe that they're actively taking part in some valid social commentry????  Jesus-Fucking-H-Christ - shoot the fuckers before they breed.
Sorry - but how can anyone validate this tripe as 'entertainment'??  Have you SEEN this DREADFUL Kyle man?  He's possibly the most ethically deficient man since Kilroy Silk fed the nation's levels of hate and mistrust a few short years ago.
And does he ACTUALLY believe that by occasionally saying 'ain't' instead of 'isn't' "identifies" him with the knuckle-draggers that populate his show?  I HOPE to fuck he just does that because the network pays him to.  Idiot.  Inciting arguement and discord beyond reason with creatures with the intellectual capacity [slightly less than that] of pubic lice... he should live every day questioning his right to exist - no doubt rolling in the financial rewards of his Moreau-ish abuse.
And 'Big Brother'........hello?  1984?  The direct lift is obvious, widely publicised and used and abused to promote this abhorration. But do the viewers not see that this is merely one step away from all of us being monitired daily for the entertainment of the fat cats and manipulators who use popular media to advance their careers, enhancing their political machinations by dabbling in brain control.
It's NOT entertainment.... The scary thing is that all these mono-browed knuckle-draggers, scrawling their fan letters in crayon to the pretender god Kyle and the Big Brother thought control party, are the ignorant pig-fuckers who have spent their pointless lives mocking those of us that increasingly proudly stand under the banner of 'geek'. THEY think WE are wierd....ostensibly because we like comics or sci-fi, but the truth is that these cerebrally-challenged prolapses of society don't undertand how anyone can read ANY book, comic or magazine that doesn't directly refer to Posh 'n' Becks ...or  how we can understand the movies and tv shows to the point that we can not only comment but debate with enthusiasm the concepts expressed therein.
Let's face it - Fuck Nostradamus with a porcupine... mad bastard.... sci-fi writers - literature, film & TV - have predicted the state of things to come with disturbing accuracy, issuing warnings  regarding the dire consequences of blind ignorance. The idea of 'sheep' following a master blindly through faith alone has always made me uncomfortable, and fortunately, my mother and grandparents were generally subversive and borderline anarchistic - and thank whichever powers exist that I have a mind of my own. 
 
For far too few PRECIOUS years, educational establishments encouraged kids to read literature which challenged society ideals and encouraged them to think 'outside the box' ...what happened...?  One too many protest marches?  One too many inciteful speakers who divert the proletariat from their blind, media-hyped oblivion?
The next person to tell me that sci-fi movies are sad and geeky, or that comics are for little kids will be fucking well disemboweled  - happily!  I shall go a tad 'Dexter' on their asses.  Thank the gods, Santa and all the fairies in the world for writers and artists who use art and literature to express themselves and challenge people's concepts of what they see and read.
HUGS to Frank Miller and his ilk. Praise be for Warren Ellis and his soap-box-shouting compatriots! May you never be silenced!
And SCREW the likes of AOL whose idiot employees have no concept of the reason for art.  Art - more than anything - should CHALLENGE .... provoke emption and response - it doesn't matter WHAT response - there is no right or wrong - stop pre-conditioning people to accept 'pretty' as the only valid form of expression========and reducing sculpture to whether it's SEXY or not???? SHAME ON YOU!!! 
 Die horribly with sharp pointy things in your face!!! You Bastards!!!
 
Crap. I loathe Big Brother.  Did Dr Who have it right or what?  Except I really WOULD eliminate the contestants from existence.  And before you argue, can you actually give me ANY SINGLE reason why the world is better off for Jade and her ghastly socially retarded mother being allowed to exist?  If this is a social experiment, it's one I could well live without.
 
Christ - this could go on forever so I am off to rant at my cats and save you all the eye-bleeding horror of my temper.
 Bugger
 
 
 
July '08
Ahahaha....
 
Guess who broke a toe?  aha - yeah.. Me!  ...And, before you ask, yes it was MY toe - not someone elses...thank you.... it bloody hurts though- wish it WAS someone else's. Bugger.
 
Just one of those
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July '08
Today, I miss my grandparents.  I don't know why today, especially... I guess you just have days like this, huh?  They raised me, pretty much, for a lot of life so they were like parents - so I'm the luckiest person on Earth.
So, when I miss them it really hurts.
 
I know this is a wierd entry to this page, but I just had to tell someone.  Hope you don't mind
 
Thanks
 
Lou x 
 Why Five Star
And George
Lucas will cause my spontaneous combustion
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
July '08
 
Why the hell is it that when you're happily pissed and looking for some level of musical entertainment from the apparently SHITE selection available on TV, the best thing on is bloody Five Star with System Addict>???  Holy cheesy bollocks!!!  It's either that, fucking WEST"life" or something (hopefully) ironically entitled 'Hogan Knows Best'.  I think I'll just go watch paint dry shall I. hmmm? Oh HOLY CHRIST KEBABS - it's Spandau Ballet??!!!?  How is this reasonable??? Jeeeeesus - I'm at the stage of borderline hallucinogenic enlightnment, brought on by the consumption of WAY too much crap Australian red plonk and THIS is what they put on?????
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!  OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN??????  Oh that's just wrong.....  Next thing you know it'll be feckin Tears For Fears and I will have to go on a killing spree.... Christ
 
Do they not get that at this point in the morning one requires some inane yet retro quality pap to sing along poorly to annoy the arse off your crappy elderly neighbour and give the old hag something else but an overgrown lawn to complain about???
 
Oh right - and yeah, ya bastards, so I haven't added a rant for a while - TRY AND GET THE FUCKIN CONCEPT OF A DAMN RANT!!!!  The whole 'rant' thang takes place spontaneously and generally involves an immediate knee-jerk reaction to a moronic event and/or person (or persons), loud shouting and possibly some level of violence.... the logging on to a computer is seldom a consideration!
 
Oh for the love of all that's sainted - Whitney cocking Houston, now....  Gods - has no one shot her yet>?  A mercy killing surely.....?
 
...so, yeah.  Rants.  They happen and normally things get broken... Usually any mention of George "my-chin-controls-me" Lucas, or Stan "I-am-a-lying-bastard" Lee will guarantee some loss of control ...Yeah - a guarantee..... 
 
ON which subject ========== WHAT The fuck is Lucas thinking now???? Oh - let me guess ......  Is the poor old sod running out of money?>  Down to his last few billion$ ???  My issue - you remember how he came up with the bare bones of a good idea which everyone else - with  some talent developed into two-and-a-half good Star Wars movies? Changed the face of sci-fi, movie making, special effects etc?  Then fucked them royally with the "SPECIAL" editions
 
(holy fuck - now it's Peter sodding Andre - I may just die - it's preferable)
 
Yeah - so - Lucas.... THEN he screws everyone for cash on the merchandising - including the CAST - and then further shits on the original awesome thing with his Episode 1-3 trilogy?  Jar Jar shitting Binks? Midichlorians????  The New-Shmoo-Skywalker with offspring employed by a greasy, flying Italian child-molester??  Yeah - and the only thing to redeem the shitness was the genius of Gendy Tartakovsky's "Clone Wars" animated series?  Well now Lucas is crapping another heap on the whole Star Wars rotting corpse by plagarising the animated series and "developing" it into a CGI monstrosity.....  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOOT THE BASTARD!!!!
 
Seriously - PLEASE!!!!!!
Have I mentioned that I feel a suitable death for this HORROR of a human being would  be to have EVERY Jar Jar Binks action figure ever EVER made shoved up his ARSE - rammed home with one of those  mechanised dancing Jar Jar money boxes so you can press play and watch the goitred bastard quiver and jerk his long-justified death-throws to the jolly tune of the Cantina "bum-faced" band music.  Justice.
 
Spandau Ballet have driven me to this.
 
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